FAQ

Who are you?

 

A bunch of Communists. A small group of “dedicated” “fansubbers” devoted to bringing the best possible releases to the field. We couldn’t care less if you actually watch them.

 

Why do you not care if we don’t watch your subs?

 

Because >opinions

 

But I thought all fansubbers sub for the e-peen?

 

Some. Some fansubbers have their egos tickled by the amount of downloads they get, or the number of people idling in their channel. As stated above, we’re content with knowing that we have the best release, number of leechers be damned.

 

This means you take your time with everything, right? A week per episode? More?

 

Nah. Usually ≤12 hours or so to release. If the shit hits the fan, start praying that it sees the light of day, though.

 

You guys sound awesome, how do I join?

 

We’re usually recruiting at the beginning and end of a season (and we’re obvious about it most of the time), but if you’re a translator, just pop on in. If you want to just come chat with us, #commie-subs@irc.rizon.net is the place to go (or click the IRC link at the top there).

 

You guys suck. Where can I file my complaint?

 

IRC. Be coherent.

 

I am offended by something you guys put in your subs.

 

A: That’s not a question.
B: Here.
B2: Here.

 

Who runs this place?

 

Nobody. God. The muffin man. Pick one.

 

I want to do a joint with you guys for X. Who do I contact?

 

No fuck you go away.

 

Can I use your subs for X?

 

Go ahead, just don’t be a faggot about it. “Being a faggot about it” constitutes doing it in such a way that if you fuck up, people bother us about your screwups. See: here

 

Will you provide me with the sub file only, since I already have the raw? (Actual question we’ve been asked)

 

No, we’re too lazy to do that. Download and extract ‘em yourself.

 

Batch fucking where?

 

>Commie
>Batch

We’re retarded, so batching means fixing derps. Most of the time we just want a show to go away.

 

Are you dropping X because Y is subbing it/streaming it
 
Nah.

 

When will you release animu x?
SOON™

 

More coming soon!

44 Responses to “FAQ”

  1. johnny_dickpants says:

    Yep.

  2. aethon says:

    Yep.

  3. Muxmeister says:

    ・dəʎ

  4. Heavyoak says:

    yep.

  5. ThatGuy says:

    Nah.

  6. PineNipple says:

    Maria.

  7. rittyC says:

    your website looks so fucking sexy

  8. sakurazakii says:

    best FAQ page around

  9. c0smic says:

    Indeed.

  10. Sparker119 says:

    I share your retardation <3

  11. z3nith says:

    Can I get the name of the show which, your website banner is based on? It looks awesome!

    • z3nith says:

      Nvm, just found your theme switcher. (I was looking at the Senjou no Horizon theme, great show). Thanks for all the hard work!

  12. joti says:

    How do I turn off the audio from your site. I usually listen to my own music and your tune and mine does not mix very well.

  13. trespasser says:

    How do I get my IP unbanned from the IRC?? (゚ペ;)

  14. Axel says:

    Many of your videos get corrupted during the anime for short periods of time. I’ve downloaded the same anime(s) from other fansubs and it works properly there.

  15. awaai says:

    You sound like pretty cool guys but please don’t use greentext outside of 4chan.

  16. orange says:

    Thank you for the beary lovely puns in Persona.

  17. Arkage says:

    lots of hate towards you guys, but i love the way you handle it,”Go F@#$ yourself”. i stream a lot of anime and read scanlated manga cause it’s hard to get any variety in stores not in japan. keep up up the good work

  18. Some Guy says:

    Are you good fellows actually communist–and if so, revisionist or anti-revisionist? I’m more of a Groucho variety Marxist myself. Well, good stuff and all that.

  19. faggot says:

    Why not 480p releases, too?
    My PC is weak and I can’t watch 720p…

    • johnny_dickpants says:

      Plenty of re-encoders out there. We push too much already as it is to be adding other resolutions. Also, we’ve never done 480p (the 480p files that were done were Daiz’s doing)

  20. Carlos says:

    Hello! Could you guys please translate the manual for the board game of Steins gate? This is the one:
    http://steinsgate.jp/rainet/111218_rulebook.pdf

    Thank you

  21. Pancreas says:

    Uhmmm, which time zone are you following?

  22. AlienGamerII says:

    Why was I banned from IRC?? I just helped a user, and next thing I know, bang, i’m banned

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