Oct28

Mad

Today I received this lovely email from a gentleman named Fatalis Falus ([email protected]). Below is the email in its entirety:

Dude

Your group doing Guilty Crown subbing?

What the fuck is with every single comment of your lame thoughts on every single line in the anime?
What the fuck seriously?

Do you think anyone gives a fuck about what you think you faggot? If you’re going to sub, just sub, do a good job. Don’t be a fucking faggot tagging every single fucking needless words in every fucking line. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR COMMENT. DONT EVEN SUB IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DO SERIOUSLY. WTF? GO FUCKING DIE IDIOT. HOW ABOUT SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?

FUCKING FAG.
Fuckers like you ruin the whole anime experience.
So you don’t get paid. SO FUCKING WHAT? DON’T EVEN MESS WITH SUBBING IF NOBODY IS PAYING YOU. FAGGOT. GROW THE FUCK UP. NOBODY TOLD YOU TO GO SUB FOR FREE, AND NOBODY TOLD YOU TO PUT SHITTY FUCK COMMENTS EVERY FUCKING LINE. WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY.

JUST GO DIE IDIOT.
FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU SHOULD DIE.

I.. I have no words. Is this some kind of retard using a broken setup that shows comments even though they’re supposed to be comments (and thus invisible) during playback? Or is this an asspained Brazilian translating off our script in Aegisub.

Either way, I found this fucking hilarious.

Now it’d be funny even if that was the end of his butthurt, but the fun train doesn’t stop there.

Yes, that’s right. This guy manually signed me up for 10+ porn sites. Unfortunately I don’t think he realized every single one of them states:

NOTE: If you received this email in error and did not sign up for a * account you can simply ignore this email – no account will be activated and no further emails will be sent to you.

Genius.

Posted by RHExcelion under I'm not being sarcastic why would you think I'm being sarcastic, International Politics, Personal Blog, Red Army Parades, Saving Fansubbing | Permalink | 149 Comments »
Jan25

The Age of Fansubbers and Money

There’s been a lot of hubbub lately about scanlating and moneymaking. Here’s a post from us regarding the other side of the anime/manga fandom.

Now before continuing, here’s a disclaimer. Is this post going to be biased?

Oh hell yes.

(more…)

Posted by RHExcelion under I'm not being sarcastic why would you think I'm being sarcastic, International Politics, Red Army Parades | Permalink | 355 Comments »
Nov18

From Commie leader RHE


Nyaatorrents might have close to a million servers no wait who am I kidding they have one. They also have something like 13,000 staff no, nope, more like 20. We have one (and a half?) servers and 30ish staff.
BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT(1)

Commie is the #5 hell if I know site on the web and serves a hundred thousand this I do know! people every month plus a bunch of dudes who never visit the site/stream/insert other atrocities here – with an average of 1.75 pageviews per person
BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT HERE EITHER(2)

Commerce is fine evil. Advertising is not evil no, wait, actually I’m pretty sure it is.
But it doesn’t belong here. Nobody clicked on them when they were up for like a month.
Not in Commie. Also I’m not filing no tax reports.
Commie is something special (we’re all autistic). It is like a library filled with stolen books or a public park parking lot. It is a place we can all go to think about chinese cartoons, to learn about chinese cartoons, to share our knowledge about chinese cartoons with other people who care about chinese cartoons.
When I founded Commie I didn’t, but imagine if I did, I could would liked to have made it into a for-profit company with advertising banners, but I decided to do something different mainly because aforesaid is seriously Not Possible- trust me if there was some way to make a living subbing chinese cartoons I would have dropped out of school a long time ago. We’ve worked hard over the years to keep it lean and tight. This sounds overly gay. We fulfill our mission, and leave lay waste to others.

Now if everyone reading this donated $20, we would only have to fundraise for one day a year be rolling around in so much cash. But not everyone can or will donate. Seriously, rolling in cash. And that’s fine.No, it really is. Each year enough people decide to give us a lot of headaches

This year, please consider making a donation of $5, $25, $625, or whatever you can another power of 5 preferably higher than 4 to protect feed and sustain clothe Commie.

Thanks,
RHExcelion
Commie Leader

(1),(2)
I forget what the point was, but I think it had something to do with sarcasm.

Posted by RHExcelion under Defend the Motherland, I'm not being sarcastic why would you think I'm being sarcastic | Permalink | 120 Comments »
Oct8

C³ is dropped unless one of you out there volunteer to translate it.

Boku wa Tomodachi as well.

Edit:
Oh, and since we kicked out Daiz, Hanasaku Iroha too. < not that we were ever working on this to begin with.

Posted by RHExcelion under I'm not being sarcastic why would you think I'm being sarcastic | Permalink | 58 Comments »
Oct8

C³

C³ is dropped unless one of you out there volunteer to translate it.

Boku wa Tomodachi as well.

Edit:
Oh, and since we kicked out Daiz, Hanasaku Iroha too. < not that we were ever working on this to begin with.

Posted by RHExcelion under I'm not being sarcastic why would you think I'm being sarcastic | Permalink | 58 Comments »