Commie Subs Incorporated Expands Voluntary Recall to Recent Products Produced at Its Melbourne, Australia Facility Due to Possible Contamination with E. Coli O121
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – March 1, 2015 – Austin, Texas – Commie Subs Incorporated of Austin, Texas, which previously announced a voluntary recall of certain Koufuku® and Graffiti® products is expanding its voluntary recall to include all products produced at its Melbourne, Australia plant with “Best By” dates ranging from February 24, 2015 to February 28, 2015 due to possible contamination with Escherichia coli O121 bacteria (“E. coli O121”) in the dot ass headers. The expanded recall is in addition to products recalled on February 15, 2013.
The CDC has reported 24 cases of E. coli 0121 in 15 /a/ threads. Symptoms of the illness include mild to severe diarrhea and abdominal cramps. Blood is often seen in the stool. Usually little or no fever is present. Although most healthy adults can recover completely within 5-10 days, certain individuals can develop a complication called Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome (HUS) which can cause the kidneys to fail. HUS is most likely to occur in young children and the elderly. The condition could lead to serious kidney damage and even death.
While Commie Subs is unaware of any illnesses associated with the products included in the expanded recall, its unwavering safety commitment to its customers caused it to take this action.
“When it became apparent to us that, despite the expertise of the Cartel, Servrhev5, the quality control committee and our own experts, identification of a specific cause was not going to be a simple or short process, we decided to act proactively to expand the recall,” said RHExcelion, Commie Subs’ President For Life and Chief Autist.
Mr. Excelion added that Commie will continue to cooperate fully with federal, state and local agencies investigating this situation.
Specific product information is as follows:
Fansubbing Products
The production date range for these products is: Julian Dates 2457068.500000 to 2457081.500000.
Product Code Product Description Julian Dates UPC Code
656607 Koufuku Graffiti 6 2457068.500000 64611F9A
659614 Koufuku Graffiti 7 2457077.500000 3F80842B
660724 Koufuku Graffiti 8 2457081.500000 6055E5BE
The products were distributed worldwide to Nyaatorrents and select XDCC bots.
Commie has already notified all of its distributors and customers who have received the product in question, and has directed them to remove and destroy the affected product. All other affected product under Commie’s control has been quarantined and will be destroyed. Commie has previously filed with the Reportable Subs Registry, ICSR #6172895. A new Reportable Subs Registry filing has been made, ICSR #8438410 and is linked to the original report.
Customers who have purchased these products and have any questions should contact Consumer Relations at 1-888-AYY-LMAO 24 hours, 7-days per week, or visit our website at commiesubs.com.
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what on earth
i require more memes
thx pls gib more memerino
But.. but.. my food porn…
Commie Subs is in Austin? I did not know that.
rhe’s empty house is
pretty sure thats in dalals
same shit
My god, I had never put the fact I was hospitalized, and fansubbing together. What kind of fool have I been? I haven’t even gotten to consuming the product yet, and its already sent me to the hospital merely being in contact with it. Although, you are missing the early warning vomiting in the description; vomiting on friday, queasy on monday, and then hospitalized with abdominal pain on tuesday.
So is this a way to tell us there are V2s for those episodes?
I thought they were telling us this show was cancer.
I love this part “Consumer Relations at 1-888-AYY-LMAO”
But that’s not the funny part.
It was for me.
It was because of meme
le Epic, too bad Amerifats won’t get the reference.
that’s great and all
but where am I going to get the memes from
>Commie
>acknowledging the existence of XDCC bots
please contact a doctor immediately
This is either a notification of a surprisingly relevant named virus or the most well-thought-out troll ever.
hey man some people were seriously affected by the subs. i just want everyone to be safe.
Points for effort, g fucking g
e.coli is a bacterium, not a virus.
But… did the subs have it or not?
invoking “not sure if” fry meme.
You people are srsly abusing certain medical substances, if you know what I mean.
It’s not abuse if you’re having fun!
If Commie releases make you sick, then what about other groups, ebola?
AM I GOING TO DIE D::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
what kind of meme is this
https://www.richs.com/rich-products-corporation-expands-voluntary-recall-to-all-products-produced-at-its-waycross-georgia-facility-due-to-possible-contamination-with-e-coli-o121/
tltr.
besides, april is still one month away.
So… dropped?
Jajajajaja guys, you make my day. Are nominated as best drop of the year.
Can someone explain in plain English what this is actually trying to say?
There is a link in this post. If you click on it, things should make more sense.
thanks, the theme i use (Horizon 2) made the colours similar so i didn’t see the link.
So it’s just some 4chan-esque thread saying “commie fucked up”
but i’m not quite sure if you’re agreeing or not. but going on past experiences i’m thinking ‘not’
We’re mocking how hyperbolic their outrage is.
Man this post made my day, quality posts, quality subs, commie subs
http://niceme.me/ indeed
lewl
Mother of trolling! Fuckin’ lel!!!!!
This was fucking beautiful.