Mar13
Recruiting octopus
Are you an octopus? Can you use a computer? If so, we want YOU to join Commie so we can teach you how to fansub.
Posted by jdp under Defend the Motherland, Red Army Parades | Permalink
Are you an octopus? Can you use a computer? If so, we want YOU to join Commie so we can teach you how to fansub.
Posted by jdp under Defend the Motherland, Red Army Parades | Permalink
I am not a octopus, but I am working to overcome my crippling disability of not having eight limbs or being able to change colors.
Are you accepting octopi-in-training?
Octopodes*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wFyY2mK8pxk
Call Cthulhu, we’re octopying wall street.
*snicker*
Are there any other requirements that we should know about? Like maybe an octopus that has 15 or more tentacles?
You know, I googled “commie subs” just now, and the first result was an addiction crisis help website for opiate addicts. Weird. I’m afraid I’m not an octopus, but if you guys are ever in need of a wicked fast computer to do some work, you can drop me a line.
Ironically goggling just “commie” would have given you what you wanted (after the prerequisite dictionary listing for commie above the search results).
Hmmm…Google tries to customise your search results based on data they collect from your search history and websites visited…if you’re logged in, of course. So if that was the first result for you…
Are you taking squids?
Depends, how many puns do you make in an average sentence?
i dont have 8 limbs but i do have a rather large penis
I’m a better candidate. I’ve got 8 fully functional penis.
How about squid girls?
Too moe to work in Commie Subs.
I happen to be an expert on this subject.
I’m not an octopus, I’m a cow god XD. Unfortunately I know no japanese really :(.
I may not be an octopus per se, but I did have a staring contest with a dead one this one time. Same thing, right?
define “use a computer”
Vacancy for Tentacle rape? o_O;
I’m only half octopus. What I mean is that I only have 4 tentacles. Am I still eligible?
They cut off your fifth tentacle? Poor thing.
I have seen enough Hentai to know where this is going!
yeah straight to fakku and e-hentai…
I’m Mr. Octopus son…
I work with computer but not good with Japanese…XD
Hmmmm, i do fit all of the above….
You dummy… now it’s all over my face!
LOL
Sorry, but I’m a squid.
It is a life long goal of mine to be an octopus that uses computers. So far no luck, stuck being a human with computers.
I once had eight arms. However, one day, while playing a truth or dare with my cephalopod friends, one of them dared me to go tease Alphonse, a white shark. The resulting shenanigans ended with me losing most of my arms. I’m left with only two of them now. ._.
i am an octopus.
Not an octopus but definitely am as addictive as one.
Not an octopus but I can use a computer.
>you will never be a Communist octopus on a computer, editing subs ;_;
sadfrog.jpg
I use to have eight tentacles but i lost all of them when I tried to use alchemy to bring back my dead brother back to life. Now i only have 2 arms and legs. but im still willing to be a commie-tako
Yes. Yes. I am.
I like Luka. Does that count?
I don’t know any Japanese but I do have an interest in becoming a timer (probably the most tedious and boring job ever”).
Come to #commie-subs on irc.rizon.net and message RHExcelion for an internship application.
can I mention that Paul is the best octupus you will get for this job, seriously h predicts whats going to be hot or not and he demands no money only food
R.I.P.
I don’t know Japanese except some words but I’m interested to learn and maybe do fansubbing or at least some part of it.
I`m making a cloud encoder, maybe its useful…
I`ll tell when its ready.
Shouchi!
Eight limbs: NA
9 brains: NA
multi-pigmented skin:WTF?
but i am ready to sub for anime!
edit: my knowledge of japanese is limited.
also im currently testing encoding settings on my laptop for DVDs [self learning the stuff =(-___-)= ]
>encoding on a laptop
Are you me?
Nah, he’s me.
I am octopus!
And I can into computers… I mean, I’ve just written this!
willing to be mutated into an octopus so I can pass the requirements.
Perfect, I just so happen to be an octopus masquerading as a human.
Just call me Octodad!
http://www.octodadgame.com/octodad/about/
Must the applicants know Japanese in order to sign up?
We don’t expect an octopus to know Japanese.
I’m only an octopus when it’s time for tentacle rape.
Anyway, call me, my tentacle is huuuge.
So where do we sign up?
This is a trap i have proof pic related
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/5471/1331808531513.jpg
Ink in my pants…..
I am the eight son of the eight son of the eight son. Is this good enough?
I was fired from the Krusty Krab for not giving any tips customers gave to the boss. Well as long as I don’t have to work with that wretched sponge, I’m as happy as Neptune!
Is it fine if I’m a squid and not an octopus? Here’s a picture of me during my handsome days.
http://i.imgur.com/JId5W.jpg
I just realize I fucked the sentence up. Time to kill myself.
I am a Jellyfish. I understand that I am not of Octopus level but is there any job at all I could apply for? It’s my understanding that QC’s are at the bottom of the totem pole. I know I’m at least two levels above them.
me octopus, me learn to type for commie -___- me work -.-
Unlike many of the fine *gentleman* here, I am an octopus that is fully capable of tentacle rape and interested in what you are saying.
So, where do I sign up?
It would be nice to give something back and to learn the actual works that goes on behind fansubs.
since the requirements are a bit vague, other than the fact that you prefer me to be red and slimy, i am not sure i have the skills, but im a fast learner.
what all are yall looking for?