Seagull Adoption

It is currently illegal to own a seagull as a pet in the United States. We are working very closely with the government to overturn this law to allow these majestic birds to be enjoyed by homeowners across the country.

4 Responses to “Seagull Adoption”

  1. Anifan says:

    damn D:

  2. Havok says:

    This April fools brought to you by the flock that is Commie

  3. Poopa says:

    I’m not Americlap. Does that mean I can own these bastards?

  4. Nyahahaha says:

    Eeek! They spread the bird flu virus!

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