From Commie leader RHE

Nyaatorrents might have close to a million servers ^{no wait who am I kidding they have one}. They also have something like 13,000 staff ^{no, nope, more like 20}. We have one (and a half?) servers and 30ish staff.
BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT⁽¹⁾

Commie is the #5 ^{hell if I know} site on the web and serves a hundred thousand ^{this I do know!} people every month ^{plus a bunch of dudes who never visit the site/stream/insert other atrocities here} – with an average of 1.75 pageviews per person
BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT HERE EITHER⁽²⁾

Commerce is fine evil. Advertising is not evil no, wait, actually I’m pretty sure it is.
But it doesn’t belong here. ^{Nobody clicked on them when they were up for like a month.}
Not in Commie. ^{Also I’m not filing no tax reports.}
Commie is something special (we’re all autistic). It is like a library ^{filled with stolen books} or a public park parking lot. It is a place we can all go to think ^{about chinese cartoons}, to learn ^{about chinese cartoons}, to share our knowledge ^{about chinese cartoons} with other people who care ^{about chinese cartoons}.
When I founded Commie ^{I didn’t, but imagine if I did}, I could would liked to have made it into a for-profit company with advertising banners, but I decided to do something different ^{mainly because aforesaid is seriously Not Possible- trust me if there was some way to make a living subbing chinese cartoons I would have dropped out of school a long time ago}. We’ve worked hard over the years to keep it lean and tight. ^{This sounds overly gay.} We fulfill our mission, and leave lay waste to others.

Now if everyone reading this donated $20, we would only have to fundraise for one day a year be rolling around in so much cash. But not everyone can or will donate. ^{Seriously, rolling in cash.} And that’s fine.^{No, it really is.} Each year enough people decide to ^{give us a lot of headaches}

This year, please consider making a donation of $5, $25, $625, or whatever you can another power of 5 ^{preferably higher than 4} to protect feed and sustain clothe Commie.

Thanks,
RHExcelion
Commie Leader

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I forget what the point was, but I think it had something to do with sarcasm.