May23
We’re doing an FAQ
Or more like a series of made up questions that have never been asked and never will be, then answering them.
So go ahead and chuck us some completely unrealistic questions that you would otherwise never have asked if you didn’t know that it would end up in an “FAQ”.
We (read: not me) will take the comments and compile them into a neatly formatted page.
EDIT: 11/06/2010 Stop commenting on this because no one will reply to you. Bug us on whatever the latest post is at the time you read this.
Posted by RHExcelion under Red Army Parades | Permalink
WHO ARE YOU?!
Q: Why is it aN FAQ?
A: Because commander`A fails at English and doesn’t know that F is pronounced as “eff” which starts with a vowel.
ell, comfag does fail at inglish so it makes sence :3
<Stove> But I usually say “fack”. the a of fakle.
Q: wtf is fakle?
A: An other workd for torch.
Q. What happens if i question the authorities ?
A. you get a .kb hammer in your face cunt
I’ve got a question. Are you ever planning on releasing anything within a week of it’s air date ever again?
What.
Why is Sheryl so shit while Ranka remains goddess of the world? (this is truth btw)
Because Ranka brainwashed the mindless faggots. This includes you.
Why commie’s irc chan is such a lovely place?
Because we don’t have a STAFF CHANNEL. HURR HURR
Because I’m there. :3
No, it’s because I am there.
Why not just make FlashGordon edit everything he is so awesome?
Your lack of conjunctions in that statement worries me.
Why not let aethon Anglicise all the scripts?
Why are koreans such faggots?
Hey guys, could you please sub Quiz Magic Academy OVA 2 ?
Sup edogawaconan
I want to make new team, can you join me?
What is this I don’t even
Can I buy stocks in this fabulous company?
Sure, we take Paypal @ [email protected] .
Are you faggots still doing RAINBOW or what?
Hell I don’t even know what we’re doing these days
Fuck, I don’t want to watch frozen’s cancerous video.
Grab [FaggotryRaws], rip and remux subs.
I’m obviously way too lazy for that.
And so are we.
Where did your fansub name Commie come from? Is there a super secret sub-sub-sub group that is your alternative alias name? Finally, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
It used to be CommieRips because all the shows we did were ripped from CrunchyRoll (LOL SAME ACRONYM HURRRR). Then there were CommieSubs for a season where people actually translated stuff. Eventually we decided having two names was stupid and Commie is pretty short as is it.
Why would we need a supersecret group name. All the shit we do is licensed anyways- oh wait, [YAE] and [UN-ENCODED]. w
Last I heard, Mexico.
Why do you guys overkill the encode on Heroman?
Over 400mb is a bit too much, but doesn’t bother since I’m a douchebag.
We don’t. We use CRF (Constant Rate Factor). Which means each encode will end up a different file size, depending on the amount of picture quality in it. Constraining an encode to a certain file size (say 330MB, like Eclipse), is pretty stupid.
1. Why doesn’t Commie ever get anything done?
2. Why does Commie’s staff all suck so much?
3. RHExcelion, want to play DotA?
1. Ask yourself that.
2. Ask yourself that.
3. Depends, are you on the other team?
Fuck that, let’s play some Starcraft.
You people ever gotten into a fight w/ another Fansub group and why? :D
Chihiro/kristen just loves us/me. Just look up any of our torrents on BakaBT. Here‘s an example.
wats the point of having an faq
cryptw was bored.
Q: Hey guys where is latest episode of House of Five Leaves?
Hiding from you.
Just get it from SFW.
Oh wait, they haven’t released it yet either, cause Kiri keeps getting AIDS and waffo is a faggot.
I ated it… duh…
How many commies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
You tell me.
Rhe only.
The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
I see what you did there.
Also, are you mexicans?
collean here
Does “faggot” count as a racial category?
Can I have a dollar?
If you give me 2 dollars.
Q: Will we ever have to pay for your subs?
Do you want to?
Ranka fwd?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Yes.
USODA!
HONTONI
Ew gay
Do you directly rip CR/FUNi scripts, or do you edit them too?
(Basically, why so slow with tatami galaxy. not that i’m planning on switching to another group anytime soon)
Edit. Ripping takes like 5 minutes. Anyways Tatami is stalled because our dear editor wants to add karaoke and shit as well. Shouldn’t be too soon now.
WHERE IS MY TACOS? TACOS NAO!
I ate them. Sorry.
RHExcelion: why yoo are one so hueg faggot? WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY LAST TWO EPISODES OF NATSU S2?! YOU BETTER ENCODE THEM SOON YOU ASSHOLE!
<33333333333333333333333333
Q. why don’t you post links to your releases as they come out on this site, rather than having us sift through shit at nyaa?
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy. Been trying to do it more though.
Q: Where the fuck’s your project list, so we can tell when fucktards who upload shit encodes, and tag it [Commie] are full of shit?
I take that back. Apparently I need glasses. Sorry ’bout that. xD
Yes, you probably do.
Go on NT and search for Commie. The green ones are ours.
Q: Like, is this (http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=133741) yours? Are you planning on subbing it, or will DL’ing it just waste my bandwidth?
Looks like ours.
where’s heroman?
where’s Tatami?
and moar pics of cryptw?
Thesis supports this. Moar cryptw plox, or was it Rhexcelion? Saa… I want moar.
Me wants tatami, too.
Tatami is currently delayed at ED karaoke. Now that the ED single has come out with official lyrics, this shouldn’t be much longer. The person doing them said it would be done by the end of the week, so there will probably be a simul-release of 3 or 4 episodes once the kara is done (depending on when it’s done and some other stuff). Then probably v2s of the first few episodes.
Never mind that MOAR cryptw Ranka cosplay pics!
durarara 20 soon?
*Waits for those ranka cosplay pics*
What has caused the delays with heroman? Commie would even beat HorribleSubs, and now it’s a taking a bit. Any reason?
Lost interest, etc. And now it’s impossible to beat HorribleSubs since they fully automated their system so we gave up trying. :V
It really dosen’t matter who ‘beats’ who, if you released even a day after CR did you would still get more download than CR shit because real raws with subs from someone who actually gives a shit > Automated crap.
That’s sad as I really liked that you bothered to do a good job with it. I hope you all don’t completely drop it.
Commie easily did the best job on the series.
9/10 later today -___-
Woo. Thanks for the hard work!
How many dicks can fit into a jelly sandwich?
Mine only don’t even fit. ;(
As many as u wan!
How many eps of tatami are there?
Pst! Read like 4 comments above yours. The question was asked and answered.
hey did yall drop heroman, cuz i refuse to watch Horrible sub r CrunchySubs release. So long as yall havent dropped it then im willing to w8 as long as it take for yall to start releasing again
tatami pleaseeeee
That is not a question. You’re fired.
Oh, come on. Can’t I get another chance?
Where the hell is my Break Blade?
It hasn’t even aired bro
Draw it plox. <3
what’s the status with tatami?
up ya butt
Why is he the only one getting it?
Because it’s up his butt.
Will you give us scripts?
Like gg who have script folder at its website.
Why? Our raws are the best.
why is tatami delayed?
Well yeah, I just want to know how do you rip the subs from CrunchyRoll. It’s a SMIL?/SMI? file or someshit right?
LET ME KNOW!
thanks!
Via la revolución!
Horriblesubs.