Nov2

AHAHA OH WOW – The Sequel

Guess what? Official lyrics are out!
Time for an unbiased, impartial summary of how everybody did.

Format:
Official line
Chihiro line – score
Commie line – score

Lyrics are taken from the latest episode released for both groups. (4)
Dropping TZM because :effort:
Most of the hilarity is here anyways.

Scoring: 1-10
10 – 100%
9 – 90%
8 – 80%
7 – Etc
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0 – What were you smoking?

If both groups get a line 100% correct, the line is disregarded in the final scoring. (Line was obviously too easy)

Love is such a sweet illusion
Love is such a sweet illusion – 10
Love is such a sweet illusion – 10

Let’s come together
let’s come together – 10
Let’s come together – 10

Can’t seem to stop my imagination
Can’t simply stop my imagination – 7 (4/6)
Can’t seem to stop my imagination – 10

Goes on forever
Goes on forever – 10
Goes on forever – 10

What a ridiculous situation
Not a means to cure my situation – 3 (1/4)
Another way to cure my situation – 3 (1/4)

Another matter
Another matter – 10
Another matter – 10

But I can’t deny, I’m faced with a tricky temptation
But I can’t deny I’ll face real dream, keen temptation – 5 (5/10)
But I can’t deny a full-speed tricky temptation – 7 (7/10)

In the world that keeps on changing
In the world, that keeps on changing – 10
In the world that keeps on changing – 10

Don’t know why my heart is aching
Don’t know why my heart isn’t aching – 9 (6/7)
Don’t know why my heart isn’t aching – 9 (6/7)

Gotta handle it, no more hesitation
Girl, how do I ache to know your hesitation – 2 (1/6)
Can’t handle it no more hesitation – 8 (5/6)

There can be no turning back
There can be no turning back -10
There can be no turning back -10


God only knows
God only knows – 10
God only knows – 10

My mind is as free as the wind
memories as free are the wind – 5 (4/8)
my mind is free on the wind – 8 (6/8)

But now what I should do is to fall in love
Don’t know, but I’m sure to with you fall in love – 3 (3/11)
and, what a shame it is to fall in love – 5 ( 6/11)


God only knows
God only knows – 10
God only knows – 10

I don’t need that kind of real things
I don’t need that kind of real peace – 9 (7/8)
I don’t need that kind of feelings – 8 (6/8)

Feels like I’m lost in the labyrinth
Feels like I am messing with a mad release – 4 (3/7)
Feels like I am lost in a labyrinth – 9 (6/7)


God only knows
God only knows – 10
God only knows – 10

There must the meaning of life
they must be telling me of a lie – 2 (1/6)
There must be the meaning of a lie – 8 (5/6)

Somehow unexpected happenings thrill me
Someone I respected had misleaded me – 2
Somehow I’ll expect it happening soon to me 7 (4/6)


God only knows
God only knows – 10
God only knows – 10

Just believe in myself and my dream
Just believe in myself, in my dream – 9 (6/7)
Just believe in myself in my dream – 9 (6/7)

Anyone could be a hero or heroine
Anyone would be at here or get here or leave me – 4 (3/7)
Anyone could be a hero or heroine – 10

Score:

Chihiro – 64/130 = 49.2%

Commie – 101/130 = 77.7%

Now would you look at that.

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49 Responses to “AHAHA OH WOW – The Sequel”

  1. thesisidiot says:

    Chihiro sucks, tell me something I don’t know.
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      • geyik says:

        now that’s how a maid should be

      • ◔ ◡ ◔ says:

        Very nice meido ◔ ◡ ◔
        I’ll have to deduct points though for wearing pants under the skirt, that’s an absolute no-no.

        We all know already that the cockmanglers at Chihiro are full of fail. They might not be that bad if they took the nigger cocks out of their mouths for once, but I don’t see that happening anytime soon ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌

  2.   says:

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  3. johnny_dickpants says:

    >super huge post without more tag

    >autoplay touhou music in hd

    TENGEN TOPPA NIGGER FAGGOT

    inb4 massive buttquake

  4. Bob says:

    Gotta handle it, no more hesitation
    Girl, how do I ache to know your hesitation – 2 (1/6)
    Can’t handle it no more hesitation – 8 (5/6)

    You gave yourself 8/10 for this. Which word for word may be an accurate score, however “gotta” and “can’t” completely changes the meaning of the entire line! So as an accurate translation it fails and probably should score about a 3 ;) Still higher than Chihiro!
    Thanks for all the hard work btw :)

    • RHExcelion says:

      Going by the meaning/intention of the line would have involved personal judgment. Have to keep things unbiased so the other party can’t cry TROLL.
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      But then again, most of Chihiro’s lines made no fucking sense in the first place so…

    • Jiggling Jiggles says:

      The song is in English; however, because the singer isn’t of English origin, pronunciation of words may be quite different. “Gotta” and “can’t” both end with a “t” sound, therefore the TRANSLITERATION (notice how the song is in English?) for this line deserves that 8.

      Look at it this way:
      “Gotta handle it, no more hesitation” vs. “Can’t handle it; no more hesitation”

      Ultimately, they both lead to the same thing.

  5. Muyu says:

    ◔ ◡ ◔ PWNAGE.
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    and by pwnage I mean Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron

  6. Yoo-jin says:

    I realized… Why did you have the line as “my mind is free on the wind”? Chihiro aside, it’s not as if the phrase “as the wind” is unheard of to realize that that was their purpose.

    • RHExcelion says:

      We had “memories are as free as the wind” before, so win/lose I guess.

      • Yoo-jin says:

        Now I seriously can’t comprehend why it’s in English (read Engrish). If they were going for anything God-like, they could’ve just gone with Latin and have everyone give up on ever trying to figure out the lyrics.

        (´_ゝ`)

  7. Fag It says:

    win + bonus round

  8. blank says:

    Now, I wonder if TZM would manage to get more than 20% with all their random lolnihongo words.

  9. Tiggerz says:

    oh fuckerdoodles hah…
    neto teto meto~

  10. anon-niisama says:

    Good to see the Commie bureaucracy hard at work serving the anime proletariat

  11. komimi says:

    haha, EVERYONE FAILED (commie too)
    >heart is aching

    >heart isn’t aching

    >Gotta handle it

    >Can’t handle it

    how is that possible? REVERSE MEANING

  12. HettGutt says:

    I still like you’re lyrics better than the official ones…

    Just moar proof that communism dominates.

  13. yaffi says:

    Lyrics for Kaminomi aside, 花は幻想の果てに is a great song. Just heard it for the first time two days ago, what a coincidence.^^

  14. Jiggling Jiggles says:

    You should be like, “Join the Commie Ear Cancer Foundation Run for the Cure; donate some money.” ;o

  15. Mastershadow says:

    Or you could go by word count and get an accurate percentage that’s not altered by rounding errors which come from your 1-10 scoring system.

    Percent of correct words
    Chihiro – 36.50% 46/126 words correct
    Commie – 56.34% 71/126 words correct

    Of course not including all those correct lines skews this information.

    Percent of correct words through the song
    Chihiro – 64.60% 146/226 words correct
    Commie – 75.66% 171/226 words correct

    An 11.06% difference is a lot smaller than the over 30% you were throwing out there with your bad math. I couldn’t care less which groups were in the list, I’m not a fanboi of either. Just bad math is bad…

  16. Ridwan_arvihafiz says:

    Anyone could be a hero or heroine

    isn’t it supposed to be

    “Anyone could be a hero and heroine”

    • nobody says:

      No “or” is correct grammatically speaking. “And” would imply both at once. So, unless this song is about Elsi being a futa, “or” would be the correct word.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Point is the full version of the OP is sooo cooool.

  18. Anon says:

    There are serious biases and flaws here.

    1. Excluding 100% lines are just a way to bloat your distance.

    With 100% correct lines
    Commie – 87.3% (201/230)
    Chihiro – 69.1% (159/230)

    2. Some points deducted from Chihiro are unfair. For instance, “know” and “no” sound exactly the same and they deserve credit for that. Also, the last line, they need credit for “be” and “or”, bumping their score.

    3. Some points given to Commie are unfair

    Somehow unexpected happenings thrill me
    Someone I respected had misleaded me – 0
    Somehow I’ll expect it happening soon to me 7 (4/6)

    Commie only had 2 words right, not 4. Chihiro had 1, not 0.

    Please unbias.

    • Dickwad says:

      U MAD?

    • RHExcelion says:

      1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normalization_%28statistics%29
      It’s more accurate this way. If a factory wasn’t producing at peak production for 10 days out of the year, you wouldn’t include the other 355 days in a statistical analysis of why. When comparing two variables, this is more of a “direct” comparison than that of measuring the accuracy of 2 variables by a third variable.

      2. know/no – Did your teacher never slap you for misusing There/They’re/Their?
      Sure does, fixed.

      3. I always gave credit for getting the root of the word. Expected is closer to unexpected than respected, thus partial credit. (4/6 rather than 4/5)
      Yep 1 point there.

      Unbiased. Let’s see….your arguments have closed the gap by ~3%. Sure is serious biasing. You sure are trying hard to cushion your fail, kristen. ◔ ◡ ◔

      • Anon says:

        This isn’t a collection of data. It is a quiz. Quizzes are right or wrong.

        • RHExcelion says:

          No see, if it was a quiz I could have “graded” it as harshly and as biased as your English teacher.
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    • Jiggling Jiggles says:

      Whoa, this is serious business.

  19. Niku says:

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  20.   says:

    Apparently it’s “shalalanla” and not “da.” I like da better, oh well.

  21. anon says:

    you have been trolled by official lyrics ┐( ̄ー ̄)┌

  22. ThunderCloud says:

    Beating Chihiro isn’t hard.

    TZM… Let’s just say they don’t have anyone with an ear for Japanese what-so-ever or anyone with English skills above a grade 6 level.

  23. HayateM says:

    (´_ゝ`)

  24. nicky_008 says:

    Blame for Engrish singing, man. ┐(◔ ◡ ◔)┌

  25. ┐(◔ ◡ ◔)┌ Matthew says:

    “Join the Commie Ear Eye Cancer Foundation Run for the Cure; donate some money.”

  26. derp says:

    Congratulations, you got greater than every fifth word wrong.

    Why are you bragging about this again?

  27. Flappy says:

    full version is out on youtube :D

  28. insufferable says:

    well I guess I know who to stick with

    but was it really such a tough choice?

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