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Nov9

Hiring Typists

EDIT: Due to the amount of applicants, we’re gonna do it this way:
~~Throw all of you in a deep pit armed with a stick, the last man standing gets the job.~~

Step 1: Join #[email protected]
This tests your ~~combat~~ IRC proficiency.

Step 2: Idle like no idler has ever idled
This tests your ~~wariness~~ patience.

Step 3: Be the first to reply when a job is offered
This tests your ~~reflexes~~ availability

Step 4: Acquire ~~currency~~ experience

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Sep16

BUBBLES!

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RESULTS!
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Fall 2010
Editor Applicants:
Timer Applicants:
Typesetter Applicants:
Translator Applicants:
Total:

Grading:
T – Troll
D – Dreadful
P – Poor
—Passing Line—
A – Acceptable
EE – Exceeds Expectations
O – Outstanding

TO ~~fit in my table~~ PROTECT ANONYMITY APPLICANT NAMES ARE SHORTENED TO THE FIRST 3 AND LAST 3 LETTERS OF THE EMAIL ADDRESS THEY APPLIED WITH
([email protected] > eve*led)
If your username is shorter than 6 letters ~~you fail at life~~ only the last 3 will be used.

Without further ado:

Timers

Editors

Typesetters

Applicant	Grade	Pass/Fail
*s2a	O	Pass
doo*on8	O	Pass
jad*aet	EE	Pass
cri*xit	A	Pass
x3o*imu	A	Pass
*ffi	A	Pass
zir*onz	A-	Pass
sta*ync	P+	Fail
*.zu	P	Fail
bry*001	P	Fail
cmc*ley	P	Fail
dan*rod	P	Fail
fle*eyn	P	Fail
fli*420	P	Fail
gee*ife	P	Fail
*eko	P	Fail
ony*ran	P	Fail
t.n*ima	P	Fail
ten*gic	P	Fail
ver*ude	P	Fail
zom*ite	P	Fail
ant*eke	D	Fail
dig*hyr	D	Fail
iza*kun	D	Fail
lop*tar	D	Fail
joh*lee	T	Fail
lor*tus	T	Fail

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Applicant	Grade	Pass/Fail
ito*hki	EE	Pass
bry*001	A-	Pass
xgr*phy	P	Fail
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