Nov28

Commie Internships

The passing rate on our entrance tests is something like 15%. This is somewhat of a problem.

The percent of recruited staff who are continually useful for more than one season is something like 20%. This is even bigger of a problem.

I’ve narrowed the causes of deficient staff down to either:

A: These people realize that there are more worthwhile things to do in life than fansubbing.
These people cannot be saved.

B: IRC life is impossible for these people to maintain.
These people cannot be saved either.

Solution?

Introducing: Commie Internships

Possessed with an indescribable zeal to slap subs on some chinese japanese cartoons but have no/inadequate skills to do such a thing? No problem. We’ve got you covered. Just sign up today. Only $9.99 a month.

Requirements:
-Zealotry/fanboyism/deityworship of fansubbing
-Be on the computer for more hours of the day than off of
-Can take insults constructive criticism extremely well
-Not involved with any other group
-Have no intentions of being involved with any other group
-Agree to not be involved with any other group henceforth

Currently we are hiring interns for:

-Timing
-Typesetting

More positions may open up in the future, depending on initial success.

Leave a comment below with contact information if you’re interested. (Space is limited)
No prior experience is neccesary; you’ll be taught everything you need to know.

Edit: Due to amount of applicants, a round of testing will be conducted as follows:

Test 1: Go to #commie-interns on irc.rizon.net (using an IRC client that supports XDCC). Good luck.

Applications are now CLOSED

Posted by RHExcelion under Defend the Motherland | Permalink | Comments Off on Commie Internships
Nov28

Commie Internships

The passing rate on our entrance tests is something like 15%. This is somewhat of a problem.

The percent of recruited staff who are continually useful for more than one season is something like 20%. This is even bigger of a problem.

I’ve narrowed the causes of deficient staff down to either:

A: These people realize that there are more worthwhile things to do in life than fansubbing.
These people cannot be saved.

B: IRC life is impossible for these people to maintain.
These people cannot be saved either.

Solution?

Introducing: Commie Internships

Possessed with an indescribable zeal to slap subs on some chinese japanese cartoons but have no/inadequate skills to do such a thing? No problem. We’ve got you covered. Just sign up today. Only $9.99 a month.

Requirements:
-Zealotry/fanboyism/deityworship of fansubbing
-Be on the computer for more hours of the day than off of
-Can take insults constructive criticism extremely well
-Not involved with any other group
-Have no intentions of being involved with any other group
-Agree to not be involved with any other group henceforth

Currently we are hiring interns for:

-Timing
-Typesetting

More positions may open up in the future, depending on initial success.

Leave a comment below with contact information if you’re interested. (Space is limited)
No prior experience is neccesary; you’ll be taught everything you need to know.

Edit: Due to amount of applicants, a round of testing will be conducted as follows:

Test 1: Go to #commie-interns on irc.rizon.net (using an IRC client that supports XDCC). Good luck.

Applications are now CLOSED

Posted by RHExcelion under Defend the Motherland | Permalink | Comments Off on Commie Internships
Nov28

Commie Internships

The passing rate on our entrance tests is something like 15%. This is somewhat of a problem.

The percent of recruited staff who are continually useful for more than one season is something like 20%. This is even bigger of a problem.

I’ve narrowed the causes of deficient staff down to either:

A: These people realize that there are more worthwhile things to do in life than fansubbing.
These people cannot be saved.

B: IRC life is impossible for these people to maintain.
These people cannot be saved either.

Solution?

Introducing: Commie Internships

Possessed with an indescribable zeal to slap subs on some chinese japanese cartoons but have no/inadequate skills to do such a thing? No problem. We’ve got you covered. Just sign up today. Only $9.99 a month.

Requirements:
-Zealotry/fanboyism/deityworship of fansubbing
-Be on the computer for more hours of the day than off of
-Can take insults constructive criticism extremely well
-Not involved with any other group
-Have no intentions of being involved with any other group
-Agree to not be involved with any other group henceforth

Currently we are hiring interns for:

-Timing
-Typesetting

More positions may open up in the future, depending on initial success.

Leave a comment below with contact information if you’re interested. (Space is limited)
No prior experience is neccesary; you’ll be taught everything you need to know.

Edit: Due to amount of applicants, a round of testing will be conducted as follows:

Test 1: Go to #commie-interns on irc.rizon.net (using an IRC client that supports XDCC). Good luck.

Applications are now CLOSED

Posted by RHExcelion under Defend the Motherland | Permalink | Comments Off on Commie Internships
Nov18

From Commie leader RHE


Nyaatorrents might have close to a million servers no wait who am I kidding they have one. They also have something like 13,000 staff no, nope, more like 20. We have one (and a half?) servers and 30ish staff.
BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT(1)

Commie is the #5 hell if I know site on the web and serves a hundred thousand this I do know! people every month plus a bunch of dudes who never visit the site/stream/insert other atrocities here – with an average of 1.75 pageviews per person
BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT HERE EITHER(2)

Commerce is fine evil. Advertising is not evil no, wait, actually I’m pretty sure it is.
But it doesn’t belong here. Nobody clicked on them when they were up for like a month.
Not in Commie. Also I’m not filing no tax reports.
Commie is something special (we’re all autistic). It is like a library filled with stolen books or a public park parking lot. It is a place we can all go to think about chinese cartoons, to learn about chinese cartoons, to share our knowledge about chinese cartoons with other people who care about chinese cartoons.
When I founded Commie I didn’t, but imagine if I did, I could would liked to have made it into a for-profit company with advertising banners, but I decided to do something different mainly because aforesaid is seriously Not Possible- trust me if there was some way to make a living subbing chinese cartoons I would have dropped out of school a long time ago. We’ve worked hard over the years to keep it lean and tight. This sounds overly gay. We fulfill our mission, and leave lay waste to others.

Now if everyone reading this donated $20, we would only have to fundraise for one day a year be rolling around in so much cash. But not everyone can or will donate. Seriously, rolling in cash. And that’s fine.No, it really is. Each year enough people decide to give us a lot of headaches

This year, please consider making a donation of $5, $25, $625, or whatever you can another power of 5 preferably higher than 4 to protect feed and sustain clothe Commie.

Thanks,
RHExcelion
Commie Leader

(1),(2)
I forget what the point was, but I think it had something to do with sarcasm.

Posted by RHExcelion under Defend the Motherland, I'm not being sarcastic why would you think I'm being sarcastic | Permalink | 120 Comments »
Nov16

Herpderp

…and stuff

Posted by RHExcelion under Defend the Motherland | Permalink | 28 Comments »