Cooledits

Today, this happened.

<cryptw> “So waffo thinks fansubs put in more effort than CR. I wonder if his editor put in this much effort…”

<cryptw> Head Bee is the highest position we Bees can obtain.  {note, it’s implied it’s possible for there to be more than one… Also, I use plural to avoid unneccesary gender assignment}

<cryptw> Hey, hey! Have ya smooched yet? Have ya? {the word here, “chissu” seems to be a combination of “chuu” and “kissu”…}

<cryptw> You rubbed her boobies?  {I used the more childish form her on purpose to lower the line level more to little boy}

<cryptw> “It’s the jerks who always get promoted!”  {literally: “You get promoted equal to the level of your jerkiness…}

<cryptw> I suppose it can’t be helped. {I usually avoid this slightly awkward construction for “shikatagaarimasen”, but gauche’s proper speach pattern warrants it}

<cryptw> ‘Night… {edit: even truncated words are capitalized at the beginning of a sentence. Think Shakespearian ‘Tis}

<cryptw> I’ll go crazy with this weird gun and \Nbust right on through that bridge! {comment: Oh, how I wanted it to say “go postal” BF}

<cryptw> It looks like we only have one shot at this. {a bit non-literal…}

<cryptw> I want us to stay like this forever… {note, the flashback shifts to Gauche’s memories on this line (this is sylvette’s voice)… it’s not a continuation of the previous line}

<cryptw> You even resonated with my heart.  {i.e. not just the gaichuu}

<cryptw> That’s right. This little guy carried you here on his \Nback for who knows how many tens of keels.  {The word here is “Kiiru”, which obviously is supposed to sound “similar” to Kilo, but not exactly.  Perhaps “Kilomers” or something like that would do better}

<cryptw> He’s that government man from Yuusari… {the actual word is “civil servant” but I think this sounds a bit cleaner — edit: It’s cleaner, but it doesn’t quite foreshadow why they fear him. They don’t care about the post office except that it’s a government job}

So Big Guy cryptw sez episode 1 had more of those, If anyone wants to look, feel free to ask.

Edit: just found out waffo is the editor of sfw rofl

Edit no.2: missed this:

<cryptw> That’s right. This little guy carried you here on his \Nback for who knows how many tens of keels.  {The word here is “Kiiru”, which obviously is supposed to sound “similar” to Kilo, but not exactly.  Perhaps “Kilomers” or something like that would do better}

Public Service Announcement Regarding Some Amerifags

[08:46:08] <@Nyaa> BayTSP is currently hammering the server on behalf of Crunchyroll and Media Factory. Be sure to boycott these companies. Pay it forward.
[08:46:46] <Horse> wish i knew what you were saying v( '')v
[08:48:46] <@Nyaa> It means that BayTSP is attacking NyaaTorrents via DDoS. Crunchyroll and Media Factory paid them to do so.
[08:49:21] <Elbart> sue them.
[08:49:44] <Mouryou> oh shii
[08:50:03] <Elbart> in most lawsystems that would count as computer-sabotage or similar
[08:50:09] <magicalbum> nyaa should be able to filter them out if they knew where it is coming from
[08:50:12] <Mouryou> do it back
[08:50:20] <Elbart> Mouryou: lol.
[08:50:21] <@Nyaa> I'm content as long as you tell everyone to boycott Crunchyroll and Media Factory.
[08:50:39] <Mouryou> is this seriously what is happening?
[08:50:43] <Mouryou> Or is this a troll?
[08:50:50] <Mouryou> i cant tell anymore
[08:50:54] <Elbart> Mouryou: in this day and age you need quite a serious rack of inet-connections to do a ddos
[08:51:03] <Mouryou> yeah
[08:51:21] <Mouryou> no more ping of death lol
[08:51:26] <@Nyaa> Yes, it's real.
[08:51:50] <@Nyaa> NT was built to laugh at any type of load though. I don't think you'll notice anything.
[08:52:39] <Mouryou> I havent used nyaa in awhile i mostly get my stuff in dcc these days if not there then torrent
[08:52:54] <`Maria_Ushiromiya> 70% irc here
[08:54:17] <Mouryou> I seriously wanna see Crunchyroll crash
[08:54:22] <Mouryou> just for lulz
[08:54:40] <`Maria_Ushiromiya> lol
[08:54:52] <@Nyaa> Crashing Crunchyroll would be easy but it would be much more effective to get people to stop giving them money.
[08:55:02] <Horse> but but but
[08:55:07] <Horse> i want their natsu2
[08:58:48] <Horse> btw
[08:58:59] <Horse> how you know CR / MF paid for it
[08:59:12] <@Nyaa> Because BayTSP said so.
[08:59:49] <@Nyaa> I have some 400 C&D letters in my inbox as well.
[08:59:51] <Horse> kawaii
[09:02:53] <Horse> so did you comply with those C&Ds?
[09:03:17] <ndryden> If they're sitting in his in-box, I rather doubt it.
[09:03:44] <@Nyaa> They're only listing old and dead torrents for some reason so at first I just removed them. 20 or so. Then I got bored. Now I just ignore them.

So, umm…

Let’s see, we’ve never paid for anything from any of these companies (in recent memory), but we are uploading CrunchyRoll subs along with quality encodes to NyaaTorrents, so I suppose that’s just as good, if not better than boycotting CrunchyRoll.

Media Factory? I hear them mentioned on the sponsor screen of some anime, but we haven’t paid for that, so meh.

BayTSP? Yo, if you’re from some big company and your shit’s getting pirated, DON’T hire BayTSP.

OK, I’m done. Have a nice day.

EDIT: inb4 BayTSP makes WordPress.Com take down this blog.