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Today I received this lovely email from a gentleman named Fatalis Falus ([email protected]). Below is the email in its entirety:

Dude

Your group doing Guilty Crown subbing?

What the fuck is with every single comment of your lame thoughts on every single line in the anime?
What the fuck seriously?

Do you think anyone gives a fuck about what you think you faggot? If you’re going to sub, just sub, do a good job. Don’t be a fucking faggot tagging every single fucking needless words in every fucking line. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR COMMENT. DONT EVEN SUB IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DO SERIOUSLY. WTF? GO FUCKING DIE IDIOT. HOW ABOUT SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?

FUCKING FAG.
Fuckers like you ruin the whole anime experience.
So you don’t get paid. SO FUCKING WHAT? DON’T EVEN MESS WITH SUBBING IF NOBODY IS PAYING YOU. FAGGOT. GROW THE FUCK UP. NOBODY TOLD YOU TO GO SUB FOR FREE, AND NOBODY TOLD YOU TO PUT SHITTY FUCK COMMENTS EVERY FUCKING LINE. WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY.

JUST GO DIE IDIOT.
FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU SHOULD DIE.

I.. I have no words. Is this some kind of retard using a broken setup that shows comments even though they’re supposed to be comments (and thus invisible) during playback? Or is this an asspained Brazilian translating off our script in Aegisub.

Either way, I found this fucking hilarious.

Now it’d be funny even if that was the end of his butthurt, but the fun train doesn’t stop there.

Yes, that’s right. This guy manually signed me up for 10+ porn sites. Unfortunately I don’t think he realized every single one of them states:

NOTE: If you received this email in error and did not sign up for a * account you can simply ignore this email – no account will be activated and no further emails will be sent to you.

Genius.